Saturday, August 13, 2011

Where's the Beefcake?

I must admit that this groove that I claim to have recently found is seriously underrated, malnourished and extremely elusive!  Soy Latina!  I am theoretically a 'latin lover', no?  Spanish is a romantic language... so why don't I have a papi up in this cama of mine?  Or at the very least, un Sancho?

I'll admit I was out of the 'amor' scene for quite some time.  But the lack of sexo never really bothered me until now.  I mean, I have found my mojo.  I have my own place--complete with a cama worthy of some hard-core action, yet I cannot even get mi casita 'blessed'.  In fact, I seriously could have sex thrice a day, every day and not get tired...  What gives?

Perhaps I am too picky...  I prefer a lover to be darker than me in complexion--not difficult, as I am a rather light-skinned latina.  I prefer that I know him well enough to know his character--wouldn't want some loco to stalk me once he's been to my casita.  I prefer that he be fun and inventive in the boudoir--who doesn't like a prop every now & then?  I prefer a man that is free (not attached by strings, rings or other such things)--a gal's gotta draw the line somewhere.

The Summer of ME has turned into a Bummer for ME!  How am I supposed to make good mimis cada noche if I ain't gettin' any azucar?  Que lastima!

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